check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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