a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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