You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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