i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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