he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We need to get me chipped asap
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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