You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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