I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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