i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
its liver damage thursday
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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