so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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