so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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