great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
