I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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