I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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