i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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