I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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