what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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