Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
they need to just BURY HIM!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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