D3 body, D1 cock
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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