I'll bet she douches with gravy.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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