Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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