And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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