How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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