White coat. Heels.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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