that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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