i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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