I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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