Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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