You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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