pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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