We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Sext me about skeletons
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
