I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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