singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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