We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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