do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
