We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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