Whod you bang
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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