I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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