Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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