His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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The power of my boobs compel you
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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