I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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