I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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