ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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