I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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