did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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