I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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