New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The adults are the big ones right?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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