Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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