I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We need to rekindle our bromance
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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