ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My bed smells like the plague
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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