Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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