gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
