i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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