It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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