what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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