So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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