I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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