Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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