he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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