Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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