And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Do I have a choice?
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
